Cast your minds back 30 years ago, the mini metro was launched, PacMan made a debut in the arcades, everyone was asking who shot JR?
Whilst all this was going on a young man aged 29 years old was starting work at a vending company in Salisbury as a service engineer.
How he’s put up with us we will never know. How we’ve put up with him, well, they are called ear plugs. Yes this man can talk for England, in fact the whole of Europe. Had he been alive in the Second World War, America would not have needed to use the Atom Bomb. Instead they would have just sent in Dave and within days the Japanese would have surrendered.